Monday, August 30, 2010

My Proposed Standard Female Rating Chart

If you're like me then you are tired of the unclear discussions as to the level of attractiveness of females. Instead of a system based on petty aspects of the female's looks I have based this system off of what your reaction to the female is. This is a much more concise way of dealing with the question instead of arguing over what each individual thinks is sexy or not. So without further ado, I give you my chart.

1. Kill it with Fire / Man the Harpoons!!!!

2. She is inoffensive enough I don't need to kill her.

3. Might smile at her if I saw her on the street, out of pity.

4. Wouldn't force her to wear a bag over her head.

5. Practice.

6. Could introduce her to friends with out them laughing.

7. Would feel bad if I hooked up with her best friend, but would continue to do them both.

8. Ask her to marry me on the third date.

9. If it were possible my penis would never leave her insides...

10. I would belly crawl over a mile of broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy she fucked!

1 comment:

  1. lmao. Life needs more charts like this, and just make a wallpaper out of them for the local bar. It would be perfect!